The Schlushie

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See this little man?

He's traveled the world, seen the sights, met celebrities
An educated individual, with a taste for fine arts and history

Now he's coming to you! Yes you! The one with the big eyes and generous wallet

For a limited only, you too can acquire a scholar and a businessman of your very own to help you with tedious tasks such as:
Writing checks
Filing taxes
Crafting video essays on niche topics spanning multiple hours
And more!

Visit jaynco dot bigcartel dot com to join our crowdfunding campaign and help the schlushie make his way into the homes AND hearts of hundreds

Warning: Jay&Co. is not responsible for the consequences of allowing this thing into your home, nor giving it access to your personal bank account details and social security number. Do not feed after midnight, do not leave in dark spaces unattended, do not take the lord's name in vain for you may face His wrath.

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Plush Details:

☀ 10" Tall
☀ Embroidered face and body details
☀ Removable jacket
☀ Magnets in both hands

B-Grade Info:

All b-grades include defects in the embroidery, namely the face, and are sold as-is.
Please keep in mind they vary and your Schlushie will be randomly selected from the group, all of them are still lovely and deserve a good home!

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